Exmples Of Get Well Messages I Need 3 Exmples For Each Understatement And Hyperbole Sentences?

I need 3 exmples for each understatement and hyperbole sentences? - exmples of get well messages

Euphemism
* "It's just a scratch."
(Black Knight, having both arms cut off, Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

* The grave is a beautiful and quiet place
But no, I think, no embrace.
(Andrew Marvell, "His Coy Mistress")

* "A dirty child with a neglected nose can not be seen with a clear conscience as a thing of beauty." (Mark Twain)



Exaggeration
* My sister will be a lot of makeup, ...
"She broke a chisel trying to get it, last night!"

* I was so hungry that I ate a stallion!

* My aunt is so much make-up ... leaving a trail of color behind her when she goes!